Pasyamhot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, effective otter.

Pasyamhot created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasyamhot, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pasyamhot, she will make you grow a tail.

Pasyamhot's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Pasyamhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention porpoises.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not take Pasyamhot's name in vain.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.