Lamfigbab Damlagdun is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, awesome ant.

Lamfigbab Damlagdun created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lamfigbab Damlagdun, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lamfigbab Damlagdun, he will turn you into a frog.

Lamfigbab Damlagdun's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Lamfigbab Damlagdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not stand on grass.