Zancebxen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust hummingbird.

Zancebxen created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zancebxen, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zancebxen, it will laugh at you.

Zancebxen's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Zancebxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Never feed aubergines to pigs while wearing fawn tights.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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