Xenvighab Vonfenpop is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud raccoon.

Xenvighab Vonfenpop created tapeworms three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenvighab Vonfenpop, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xenvighab Vonfenpop, she will throw large rocks at you.

Xenvighab Vonfenpop's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Xenvighab Vonfenpop's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xenvighab Vonfenpop.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Worship no other gods but Xenvighab Vonfenpop.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.