Fubbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty narwhal.

Fubbonk created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubbonk, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fubbonk, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fubbonk's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fubbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look after injured otters.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about galaxies.