Podweefig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, grumpy snail.

Podweefig created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podweefig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Podweefig, it will send minions to preach to you.

Podweefig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Podweefig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Podweefig.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Do not speak about beans.