Nurtbabvin is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, confident mouse.

Nurtbabvin created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbabvin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurtbabvin, he will turn you into a rat.

Nurtbabvin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nurtbabvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the south.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.