Gutbogyar is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, smart otter.

Gutbogyar created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutbogyar, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gutbogyar, she will turn you into a frog.

Gutbogyar's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gutbogyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gutbogyar's priests.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. You must pray to Gutbogyar eight times a day.

5. Hide from mauve mice for they are unholy.
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