Gutbogyar is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, smart otter.
Gutbogyar created a photon four thousand years ago.
If you believe in Gutbogyar, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in Gutbogyar, she will turn you into a frog.
Gutbogyar's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Gutbogyar's Holy Commandments
1. Always obey Gutbogyar's priests.
2. Never talk about tortoises.
3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.
4. You must pray to Gutbogyar eight times a day.
5. Hide from mauve mice for they are unholy.