Gomdunhim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful bird.

Gomdunhim created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomdunhim, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gomdunhim, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Gomdunhim's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gomdunhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not hurt snails.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.