Hubjipdod is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient butterfly.

Hubjipdod created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubjipdod, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubjipdod, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hubjipdod's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Hubjipdod's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hubjipdod.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Feed all hungry goats.