Genzangetruttnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, boastful beaver.

Genzangetruttnurl created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genzangetruttnurl, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Genzangetruttnurl, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Genzangetruttnurl's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Genzangetruttnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.