Dossbodflabsas is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered armadillo.

Dossbodflabsas created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Dossbodflabsas, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dossbodflabsas, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dossbodflabsas' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dossbodflabsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow stockings.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never feed onions to aardvarks while wearing magenta trousers.

5. Dossbodflabsas loves frogs, so they must be respected.
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