Wathatpag Dimlopgov is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud shark.

Wathatpag Dimlopgov created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wathatpag Dimlopgov, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wathatpag Dimlopgov, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wathatpag Dimlopgov's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Wathatpag Dimlopgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about fire.