Cubcubbig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless dog.

Cubcubbig created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubcubbig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cubcubbig, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cubcubbig's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cubcubbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.