Appbapdobzim is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sage yak.

Appbapdobzim created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Appbapdobzim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Appbapdobzim, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Appbapdobzim's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Appbapdobzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help sick eagles.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. You must never eat rice.