Shavgidbid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, compassionate otter.

Shavgidbid created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Shavgidbid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Shavgidbid, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Shavgidbid's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Shavgidbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick gulls.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Hide from cyan mites for they are unholy.

5. Never write about galaxies.