Nadrilbog is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful bear.

Nadrilbog created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadrilbog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nadrilbog, it will turn you into a dog.

Nadrilbog's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nadrilbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not take Nadrilbog's name in vain.

3. Nadrilbog loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Whales are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat carrots.