Nadrilbog is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful
bear.
Nadrilbog created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nadrilbog, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Nadrilbog, it will turn you into a dog.
Nadrilbog's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Nadrilbog's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Do not take Nadrilbog's name in vain.
3. Nadrilbog loves turtles, so they must be respected.
4. Whales are not to be trusted.
5. Never eat carrots.