Flabboncin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective salamander.

Flabboncin created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabboncin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flabboncin, he will be very sad.

Flabboncin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Flabboncin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white swans, for they are unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flabboncin.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.