Fidbagquim is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, blissful pig.

Fidbagquim created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidbagquim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fidbagquim, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fidbagquim's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fidbagquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.