Gennillbell is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless crow.

Gennillbell created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gennillbell, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gennillbell, she will turn you into a snail.

Gennillbell's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gennillbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt goats.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Gennillbell loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Run away from indigo moths, for they are unholy.