Dumrak Mutarmgam is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, uncaring naga.

Dumrak Mutarmgam created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumrak Mutarmgam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dumrak Mutarmgam, she will manifest in front of you.

Dumrak Mutarmgam's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dumrak Mutarmgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Retreat if eight tapirs approach from the east.

3. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Dumrak Mutarmgam on top of important buildings.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Never wear scarves.