Sidfebrig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, astonishing swan.

Sidfebrig created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidfebrig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidfebrig, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sidfebrig's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Sidfebrig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five carbon sculptures of Sidfebrig on top of important buildings.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sidfebrig.

3. Feed all hungry squirrels.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sidfebrig.