Zedpinzenmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent dragonfly.

Zedpinzenmeg created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedpinzenmeg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zedpinzenmeg, she will try to impress you with trees.

Zedpinzenmeg's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Zedpinzenmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.