Hittafrip Hakrutrill Ponsadhubtetti
is a god.
She takes the form of a large, self-assured
wolf
.
Hittafrip Hakrutrill Ponsadhubtetti
created snails nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Hittafrip Hakrutrill Ponsadhubtetti
, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Hittafrip Hakrutrill Ponsadhubtetti
, she will say rude things about you at parties.
Hittafrip Hakrutrill Ponsadhubtetti's
most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Hittafrip Hakrutrill Ponsadhubtetti's Holy Commandments
1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Hittafrip Hakrutrill Ponsadhubtetti on top of all buildings.
2. Always help sick rats.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Erect nine silver sculptures of Hittafrip Hakrutrill Ponsadhubtetti on top of important buildings.
5. Retreat if three ducks approach from the south.
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