Ragfadlag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish slug.

Ragfadlag created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ragfadlag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ragfadlag, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ragfadlag's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Ragfadlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never hurt aardvarks.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.