Capflabbug is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent capybara.

Capflabbug created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capflabbug, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Capflabbug, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Capflabbug's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Capflabbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.