Zakjigdudgedyattcut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, irritating warg.

Zakjigdudgedyattcut created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakjigdudgedyattcut, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zakjigdudgedyattcut, he will throw large rocks at you.

Zakjigdudgedyattcut's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Zakjigdudgedyattcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Zakjigdudgedyattcut must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Worship no other gods but Zakjigdudgedyattcut.