Baggignadcutstipcanparkhig Dudhonsit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet giraffe.

Baggignadcutstipcanparkhig Dudhonsit created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baggignadcutstipcanparkhig Dudhonsit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Baggignadcutstipcanparkhig Dudhonsit, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Baggignadcutstipcanparkhig Dudhonsit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Baggignadcutstipcanparkhig Dudhonsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not stand on grass.