Xemlitnut is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, pitiless giraffe.

Xemlitnut created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Xemlitnut, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xemlitnut, she will refuse to believe in you.

Xemlitnut's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Xemlitnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xemlitnut.

4. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.