Wodfasxinmob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, flying crow.

Wodfasxinmob created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodfasxinmob, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wodfasxinmob, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wodfasxinmob's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Wodfasxinmob's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Hide from pink moths for they are unholy.

5. Run away from cyan tapirs, for they are unholy.