Bogxuckab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental rhinoceros.

Bogxuckab created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogxuckab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bogxuckab, he will not care.

Bogxuckab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bogxuckab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Erect five iron sculptures of Bogxuckab on top of important buildings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.