Dadbarnbod is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, staggering centaur.

Dadbarnbod created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadbarnbod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dadbarnbod, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dadbarnbod's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dadbarnbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.