Sishaddap is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, benevolent coyote.

Sishaddap created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sishaddap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sishaddap, it will turn you into a mouse.

Sishaddap's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sishaddap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never look at nebulae.