Godfenved is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing dove.

Godfenved created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Godfenved, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Godfenved, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Godfenved's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Godfenved's Holy Commandments

1. Godfenved loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. You must love Godfenved.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed wheat to swans while wearing indigo dresses.