Lagbephom is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy hyena.

Lagbephom created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Lagbephom, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lagbephom, she will turn you into a duck.

Lagbephom's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Lagbephom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Lagbephom on top of all buildings.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide from pink ducks for they are unholy.