Bemrillad Ceppodbod is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong
lobster.
Bemrillad Ceppodbod created dark energy nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Bemrillad Ceppodbod, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bemrillad Ceppodbod, it will turn you into a frog.
Bemrillad Ceppodbod's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Bemrillad Ceppodbod's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your chest.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Never think about asteroids.
5. Do not wear red clothing.