Bemrillad Ceppodbod is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong lobster.

Bemrillad Ceppodbod created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bemrillad Ceppodbod, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bemrillad Ceppodbod, it will turn you into a frog.

Bemrillad Ceppodbod's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bemrillad Ceppodbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not wear red clothing.