Hanbomlarpbadcubnelcit is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident goose.

Hanbomlarpbadcubnelcit created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hanbomlarpbadcubnelcit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hanbomlarpbadcubnelcit, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hanbomlarpbadcubnelcit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Hanbomlarpbadcubnelcit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never mention whales.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Respect your elders.