Jamfargig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, competent hare.

Jamfargig created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jamfargig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jamfargig, she will turn you into a goat.

Jamfargig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Jamfargig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Jamfargig loves pigs, so they must be respected.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.