Muthanbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, benevolent snake.

Muthanbarn created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Muthanbarn, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Muthanbarn, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Muthanbarn's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Muthanbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never paint your head yellow.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always help ducks.