Fodwitmin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless swallow.

Fodwitmin created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Fodwitmin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fodwitmin, she will be very sad.

Fodwitmin's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fodwitmin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fodwitmin on top of all buildings.

3. Fodwitmin loves horses, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fodwitmin.