Flamlagloop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust centaur.

Flamlagloop created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamlagloop, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flamlagloop, it will turn you into a rat.

Flamlagloop's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Flamlagloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick eagles.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.