Cindussdab is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest wren.

Cindussdab created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cindussdab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cindussdab, he will not care at all.

Cindussdab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cindussdab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cindussdab seven times a day.

2. Retreat if nine grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Never sing in the presence of hamsters.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Cindussdab on top of all buildings.

5. Always stare at clouds.