Yogpodriptom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, merciful beaver.

Yogpodriptom created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogpodriptom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yogpodriptom, it will be very sad.

Yogpodriptom's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Yogpodriptom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always obey Yogpodriptom's priests.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Never wear cyan jumpers.