Mabrulgab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, caring wasp.

Mabrulgab created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabrulgab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mabrulgab, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Mabrulgab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Mabrulgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Mabrulgab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mabrulgab.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Run away from purple moths, for they are unholy.