Dondabfun is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic centaur.

Dondabfun created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dondabfun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dondabfun, it will be very unhappy.

Dondabfun's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Dondabfun's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dondabfun first in all things.

2. Run away from black birds, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about tortoises.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect six platinum sculptures of Dondabfun on top of important buildings.