Fendonsug is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful
walrus.
Fendonsug created humankind three million years ago.
If you believe in
Fendonsug, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Fendonsug, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Fendonsug's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Fendonsug's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fendonsug.
4. Erect four silicon sculptures of Fendonsug on top of important buildings.
5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.