Panyampom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awe-inspiring gnu.

Panyampom created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panyampom, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Panyampom, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Panyampom's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Panyampom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not kill snakes.