Cussfitfud is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental
beaver.
Cussfitfud created silver four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cussfitfud, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Cussfitfud, it will turn you into a mouse.
Cussfitfud's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Cussfitfud's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry eagles.
2. Do not eat carrots.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Never eat melons.