Cussfitfud is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental beaver.

Cussfitfud created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussfitfud, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cussfitfud, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cussfitfud's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cussfitfud's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat melons.