Dubbiddav is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident
crow.
Dubbiddav created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dubbiddav, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Dubbiddav, he will not care at all.
Dubbiddav's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Dubbiddav's Holy Commandments1. Do not jump in public.
2. Snakes are not to be trusted.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Never write about asteroids.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dubbiddav.