Pibdadcan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring grasshopper.

Pibdadcan created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibdadcan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pibdadcan, he will send minions to preach to you.

Pibdadcan's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Pibdadcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never talk about fire.